The twat list
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THE TWAT LIST
this letter hereby certifies that you're a complete & utter knobhead.
(INSERT NAME)
you have been an absolute dickhead at every given opportunity. do better or you're getting sweet fuck all on christmas day.
PS. it wouldn't hurt for you to do some Christmas shopping this year... considering i'm not real... Idiot.
santa claus
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